Oh the Things They Say

Anya pushed Joseph down. Then she came over to me and said, "Mom, Rachel hurt baby Doe."

Mom: Adam are you excited to start kindergarten.
Adam: No. I hate school.
Mom: How can you hate school when you have never tried it?
Adam: It has things that I hate.
Mom: What do you hate about school
Adam: Math and homework

Johnny: Mom did you see what the clock said when you said it was 10 o'clock.
Mom: Yes like (9:58 and that is close enough to 10 to say 10.
Johnny: Mom clock said 9:55. That is not that close to 10.

Mom: Go to bed Kate.
Kate: But it is only 10:30.

Joseph: Takes a stack of cups out of the cupboard throws them across the floor and declares, "Uh-Oh!"