Sam Says More

 Me: Sam, when are you going to stop peeing the bed? You are going to be 6 this year. Do you think that you can stop by 7,

Sam: Ummm, I think I will stop peeing the bed when I am 23. 

Sam Says

 After seeing fireworks for the first time:
"I saw fireworks! It's a dream come true! I can't believe it! This is a dream come true!"

While sitting on the toilet:
"Mom, did you know that I always fart some when I go poop?"

Sam: "So you are saying that I can go to church with you if I want to?"
Me: "Yes."
Sam: "Let me think about that... Um, no! I don't like church."