Bizarre Susan Conversation

 Susan came up to me. With her finger she drew a line down her forehead, down her nose and all the way down her chest. Then she said, "If you get cut in half, you will die."

I said, "yes, Susan, but that's disgusting."

Susan continued, "Your heart will be split apart and it will stop working, and blood will be everywhere."

I said, "Yes, Susan blood would be everywhere, but this is gross and you know that death is sad."

Susan then said, "But if you cut off an arm, you will bleed, but you will live.  BUT, you will be like, 'hey, I can't play Minecraft.'"