Bras and Farts

Bras Written by Ruth

Eliza picked up my bra and said "Is this your bra???"
"Yes."
"Oh! Hold on I'm going to go get mom's bra!" She then ran out of the
room turned around came back and yelled, "Don't close the door!"

Farts Written by Ruth
Arwen turned to mom and said "Mom, Sam farted."
Mom responded to the effect of why would she care or what does it
matter when arwen responded. "But you thinking farting is funny."
To which mom said: "Not when it's told in a tatttle-tale manner."