April Fools Day

During Family Home Evening John and I both had items of business to present to the family. I went first. I told my family that I was tired of them being sick so much and that I had decided that we needed to improve our health standards. I mentioned that we were going to eat less junk food, but eat a lot more fruits and vegetables. I also said that the kids were going to start taking daily vitamins and that we all needed to get more exercise. John (the father John to be precise) was MAD. I know this seems irrelevant to April Fool's Day, but just keep reading. John's turn for family business was next. He reminded us all that April fools day was the next day and he suggested that we have a little contest to see who could play the best joke that was neither mean nor messy. John told the kids that the winner would get a dollar.

So now to April Fool's Day stuff. I played the first joke with this email to John, and I got him good too.

Dear John,

I looked up some health information and you are right. Vegetables and
fruits aren't necessary for good health as long as you don't eat too
many calories. That is all that matters. So I won't be making us eat a
lot more fruits and vegetables.

I thought you would be happy to know this.

I love You,

Diane

Johnny read what I wrote to Dad and began playing lots of word jokes. He did get me a couple of times. Once he said, "Mom, Adam stole my egg and won't give it back." I said, "Adam, give Johnny his egg back." Johnny laughed and said, "April Fools!!"

Adam tricked Johnny when he said, "Johnny, Rachel took your egg." Johnny got mad and Adam said, "April Fools!!"

Kate put scotch tape all over a dinner plate and wrote: This plate is not drawn on, on the tape. She actually put on two layers of tape so when you peeled off the first layer there was the same sentence underneath and you became uncertain that she had not actually drawn on the plate.

Ruth got Kate a glass of orange juice and told her it was water. Kate was pleased with this joke.

The next morning I told all of the kids that we all won and I still owe them all a dollar. I think that our kids did well at coming up with non-mean, non-destructive April Fool's jokes. I was never sure if John did anything or not. But I can be sure that he will get me back at some point.

A little Song

I sang this to Ruth when I asked her to set the table.
to the tune of: Nephi's Courage

The mother commanded Ruthy to go and get the plates;
Set them on the table before it gets to late.
Johnny and Kate did not want to try.
Ruthy was a good girl this was her reply:
"I will go; I will do
Whatever my mother says. I know if I try and obey
I'll have a happy day.
I will go; I will do
Whatever my Mother says. I know if I try and obey
I'll have a happy day."


Ruth really liked this song, but Kate and Johnny were pretty upset. Johnny asked if I could sing "Kate and Adam instead." I didn't mean to compare them to Laman and Lemeul. I had to inform them that I didn't think they were like Laman and Lemuel. Anyway I was pleased to come up with such easy and rhyming word changes to fit our little "
will you set the table situation." I can't always pop things like that out of my head and have it come out rhyming, never mind making any sense.

Instructions in Reality

Adam is definitely too young to have watched Scooby Doo. But the damage is done now and we haven't decided whether or not he can watch Scooby Doo again. Here is how he started watching Scooby Doo. We bought some Scooby Doo movies for the three older children for long car rides. At the time Adam did not watch TV at all. But apparently seeing and listening to Scooby Doo in the car speeded that along. I, of course felt relieved when Adam at 2 years and 8 months decided to sit still long enough to watch a movie. He had not watched more than 10 minutes at a time before then, and I was already quite pregnant and in need of naps. Until Adam would watch TV he would not let me take a nap unless he was taking a nap too. Well at first Adam would only watch Bob the Builder. All of the older kids hated Bob the builder so that wasn't great but it gave me a half hour a day. Then after our September temple trip (a long drive with all of our kids) Adam began watching Scooby Doo and only Scooby Doo. He would no longer watch Bob the Builder. That was fine because now the older kids were willing to watch what Adam would watch and I could get a two hour nap. Life was good. I thought that Adam was a little young for the contents in Scooby Doo, but being very pregnant I convinced myself that Adam would be fine and didn't worry about later consequences. Well we started facing the later consequences after Christmas. Adam began waking up at night screaming and crying from nightmares. We thought it was probably due to too much Scooby Doo and cut down his TV time. But at that point we had a brand new baby and I was lucky if I got 4 hours of sleep total. I think two to three hours of sleep was more typical right after the baby was born. So Adam pretty much right away watched too much Scooby Doo and after about a month he seemed to be able to deal with the nightmares on his own. Once the baby was sleeping through the night I mostly quit taking naps and Adam has not watched nearly so much TV and much less Scooby Doo. But now we have found another consequence to letting Adam watch Scooby Doo too young. Adam believes monsters are real. The other night when I was tucking Adam into bed, I found him lying on the very edge of the bed. I moved him over and said, "You shouldn't sleep so close to the edge of your bed because you may fall out and hit your head and that would hurt." To my surprise Adam pointed to the wall side of his bed and said, "I can't there is a monster right there." Well, I felt VERY concerned but instead I laughed and said, "Oh, Adam monsters aren't real. There is not a monster on your bed and you will be safe." Adam said, "But monsters are real on my Scooby Doo." I told him that monsters were not real here so it was okay. Adam seemed comforted so I left and he went to sleep. This morning Adam came to me and said, "I can't go downstairs there is a monster downstairs with Kate." (Kate was sick and sleeping down stairs). I remembered our conversation the other night so instead of assigning Adam the chore of monster extermination I told him that monsters are not real. Again Adam informed me that monsters are real on his Scooby Doo. I told Adam that Scooby Doo was not real. I told him that cartoons are all pretend, and all imaginary. Adam seemed rather disappointed, and then he said, "Scooby Doo is a dog. Dogs are real. Scooby Doo is real." I said, "Dogs are real but Scooby Doo is not a real dog. He is a cartoon dog and cartoons are all pretend." Ruth them responded, "That is right Adam. Scooby Doo talks and nobody taught him how to talk. In real life you have to teach dogs to talk if you want them to talk."

Bad Guy

We had finally all sat down and were ready to eat. We just needed to say the prayer. Adam started waving both of his arms high above his head and back and forth so fast that the table was shaking a bit. Then he started yelling, "Can my say the prayer?!" over and over again. John was not paying attention to Adam and had no idea what he was saying or why he was making noise. John said, "Johnny can you bless the food." Adam then waved his fist around and in a roaring voice said, "Oh, Bad Guy!"

SOME SMILES

THE BEST FROWN EVER

Nothing is Worse Than...

Johnny is reading a great kids book called FRANNY K. STEIN. Today while he was reading Franny said, "Nothing is worse than being laughed at." Johnny said, "Mom I don't think that is true. Do you?" I said, "Yes, I don't think that is true." Then Johnny said, "What is really true is nothing is worse than being punished." I thought that was pretty funny. Kids are awesome.